The Incredible Hulk's Dirty Job at the 2011 KCA

The Incredible Hulk may have had this fetish of squirting it all out on his b*tch's face.  

Heidi Klum Gets Cummed At KCA 2011 (Photo: Jeff Kravitz/Film Magic)

Rumor has it, the huge green monster has been hired by the KCA's producers to constantly frisk his epic what-itness during the awards show. He's been instructed to lie down under the stage, just below the podium where the celebrities would present and accept their awards.

Hulk has been hiding because the show is for kids, right? The last thing that parents would want to see is his superhero log throbbing off the screen.

Hit or miss: once you have opened the shaft's cover and Hulk's about to explode - a drum full of green slime will definitely "cum" out of the hole shooting in your face. 

But wait , here comes Johnny Depp, he's about to prove that the "frisking green monster under the podium" is just pure and crazy imagination.

Johnny Depp aims the slime hose at the audience (Photo: Jeff Kravitz/ Film Magic)

Now we know the truth.

According to Nickelodeon, the famous slime is made up of jello, flour, baby shampoo, green food coloring and water. This year alone, a total of 11 people were slimed (9 celebrities, 2 animated characters) -  the highest slime-rate since it  was introduced on 1988.

No, it's not The Incredible Hulk's semen, okay.  It's  a legit slime. 







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