Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Will Visit Manila, Philippines? In Your Dreams

A lot have been speculating that the power-Hollywood couple, Brangelina will come to visit the Philippines. Wake up, you're drooling in your sleep.

Unless the Philippines has turned into a refugee camp or say one of them will shoot their movie in the country, I am telling you, you won't see the tip of their asses.

See, UNHCR Goodwill Ambassador, Ms. Jolie had visited Turkey last June 17 because... drum-rolls, please... there is a refugee camp there. 

How about her husband? The 47-year-old-Mr. Pitt is currently shooting his zombie movie, World War Z.

Now, they're saying that because Brad Pitt's The Tree of Life will be shown soon in the country, Brad might pay a visit for the premiere night in Manila? Are you serious?!

LOLz

In your dreams

Brad Pitt's The Tree of Life Wins At Cannes , Kirsten Dunst Bags The Best Actress Award

Terrence Malick's The Tree of Life took home the Palme d'Or (Golden Palm) for best film this year at Cannes Film Festival. The movie stars Sean Penn and Brad Pitt.

Dig this, the persona nan-grata of Cannes, director Lars Von Trier produced a best-actress with his film, Melancholia in the name of... drum-rolls... Kirstin Dunst!

Atleast, her nudity... reaped an award. Or maybe Hitler's spirit did something to make it happen? Ha?! LOL

What happened to Alessandra De Rossi's Busong?  Hmm, standing ovation - nothing more. :)

Here are the complete list of winners:
Palme d'Or (Golden Palm) for best film: "The Tree of Life" directed by Terrence Malick (United States)
Grand Prix runner-up prize: "Once Upon A Time In Anatolia" directed by Nuri Bilge Ceylan (Turkey) and "The Kid With A Bike" directed by Luc and Jean-Pierre Dardenne (Belgium)
Best director: Nicolas Winding Refn (Denmark) for "Drive"
Best screenplay: Joseph Cedar (Israel) for "Footnote"
Best actress: Kirsten Dunst (United States) for "Melancholia"
Best actor: Jean Dujardin (France) for "The Artist"
Jury prize: "Polisse" directed by Maiwenn (France)

Camera d'Or (Golden Camera) for best first feature: "Las Acacias" directed by Pablo Giorgelli (Argentina)