Harry Potter & The Deathly Hollows - Part Two Trailer Debuts!

This new trailer looks promising. I have never seen the characters - especially Daniel Radcliffe - this dirty and stressed. 

They may have been battling with some serious wizard sh*t against the scary Volde-f*cking-mort.

Are you scared of the villain with nostrils shaped like a chihuahua pussy? 

Hmm, those nose holes look like a little sewn because the real openings migrated in his ass, that's why Lord V and his demented army are into an epic invasion a la Hitler. Rumor has it, he's gonna bore a hole in all the wizards faces. That's how furious he is, Damn.

Let's just hope our little protagonist in the name of Hurry Spotter will stop his retarded plan - and i heard, Spotter will make a sacrifice to save Hogwarts' ass.
I just hope our wonder-wizard who never grew will device a scheme to stop all this magical mess.  Let us  imagine our dear Hurry holding a billiard stick instead of his little gay wand, smacking all the balls of evil back into Lord Valdemort's mother-lovin crap portal.

Beat that.

Forgive me Harry Potter fans, for i have sinned. Ha!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part Two hits theaters in 3D and 2D on July 15!

Daniel Radcliffe Hits Broadway

It's always refreshing to see Daniel Radcliffe do other things aside from holding his WAND all the time.

The 21 year old British actor hits the stage with his new project "How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying."  The Rob-Ashford-directed-1961-themed-play opened last Sunday (March 27) at the Al Hirschfeld Theatre.

Before we proceed, let me just ask you, Do you know Harry Potter?... Of course you do! Come on. 

Potter is the sorcerer that  whenever there's a need to jerk off some witch-y load, he murmurs and chants something like "f*ck" (obviously i am just making things up here) and then he pokes his sorcerer's stick to his opponent  (Say, Ron Weasly, LOL) .  Watch out for that mark on his forehead, Jeez it's now glowing! Next, he would convulse like something orgasmic is boiling inside his body. Then finally,  BOOM! Something weird ejects from the tip of his stick. Yeah, those kind of scenes have been always magical. LOL

So, back to the topic,  the last Harry Potter Film will be released later this year and for the meantime he does what he likes best - acting on stage. 

He portrays J. Pierrepont Finch, a new employee "who schemes his way to be the  chairman of the board of the World Wide Wicket Company using a self-help manual."

I am not an expert in reviewing plays. I have not seen this one personally so i wouldn't have anything to say. Watch the clip below and you'll see Radcliffe gyrating his ass off in some of the dance production numbers.. really funny.