Showing posts with label Slut Machine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Slut Machine. Show all posts

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Nude Artist Miru Kim Gets Photographed Naked in Odd Places - View Photo, Watch Video!


July 25, 2011
Girl loves being nekkid for ART.
30-year old Japanese exhibitionist Miru Kim confronted her fears and timidness by posing clothe-less in photos. She has considered her body as a work of art, and now has gained reputation for visual art lovers around the "globe."



Kim told David Moye of AOL News, "When I first tried to be nude in front of camera in 2004 I was very nervous."
Now, it's a different story.
Miru lets herself photographed in odd places around the globe with only her birthday suit on. 

It's kind of weird, because of her whims, Girl got fierce opposition for posing in public places. She had once found a dead body in one of her dirty chosen location, got chased by Manhattan, New Yorker guards, and recently -  got nearly arrested by Turkish police for showing her soul in Istanbul. (See photo above)

The reality, some people find her art "filthy." 
Miru told AOL, she accepts that she can't please everyone.  She then added, "People have different interpretations of my work, and I like that flexibility and openness"



Friday, June 24, 2011

Heidi Klum Covers GQ Germany, View Topless Semi-Nude Photo


June 25, 2011
Girl likes being topless.
The supermodel/mother-of-two-kids covered her breasts with bare hands while she kneeled on the sandy shore in a cover photo for GQ - Germany Edition.
Seal's wife, Heidi revealed that she nick-named her boobs "Hanz" and "Franz" in homage to her German roots. LOLz ( Why not Hitler?)

You see, there's one more almost nekkid photo that girl had done, this time for the promo of her Lifetime TV show, Project Runway - Season 9.

Left: Heidi Klum for GQ Germany, Right: Heidi Klum for Project Runway

Katy Perry Goes Wet And Sexy For Rolling Stone Magazine - View Photos


There's no stopping Kiki Perry. LOLz
I have written about her being on the cover for this week's Rolling Stone issue, right? But the photos came out just now, I must say super seksi photos!
If you're wondering if her flower has gone dry because she's wetting herself with that water from the green hose she's holding, you're wrong. Girl's been sex-ed much by his lover husband. (As if I have seen them do it.)

T.G.I.F. singer, who likes to portray different characters with colorful costumes,  wore a yellow-polka-dotted- two piece and a transparent raincoat. In one photo, Mrs. Brand was seen lying down as if waiting for the tongue that would lick her kisses-covered-tits. Oops!

So hawt. Rawr!




Thursday, June 9, 2011

Lady Gaga Shows Her Nipple, Goes Wild In Birthday Suit - Photos

lady gaga nipple slip, nip-slip
Lady Gaga and Her Nipple, Slip.

































Gagaloo never fails to entertain.
Clad in a black body stocking, nipple pads and a spiked panty covering her precious flower, The Monster danced it all out in an "exclusive" event last night.
Prior to that, the "Edge of Glory" hit-maker has teased the photographers when her nipple accidentally popped out as she posed sexy for them. Which i doubt if it was indeed an accident.

Her teal hair is not a wig, guys, it's real. I'm guessing she'll be having that hair color in her new video, TEOG.

Photos courtesy of AP



Monday, May 16, 2011

Kerry Campbell Loses Custody of Her 8-Year Old Daughter After She Injects Her With Botox


Pretty fast!
The San Francisco Human Services Agency acted swiftly upon looking into the case of a mother that gave her 8-year old daughter, Britney some botox injections on her face.
Kerry Campbell will lose the right of taking care of  her kid because the young Britney is going to Child Services.
Poor Mom, all she ever wanted was to make her baby wrinkle-free. Ha?!

The Ambiguously Gay Duo - Saturday Night Live Sketch

Jimmy Fallon and John Hamm as the Ambiguously Gay Duo, Photo: MSNBC













Man, it doesn't get funnier than this!
On yesterday's Saturday Night Live (SNL), Jon Hamm, Jimmy Fallon, Steve Carell, Stephen Colbert and Ed Helms brought The Ambiguously Gay Duo cartoon for real.
I can't help but laugh at their antics - this is so weird. ROFL
The transformation happens in 3:05, Enjoy!

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Pippa Middleton Will Sue Newspaper For Publishing Her Topless Sunbathing Photos

Pippa Middleton Will Sue Newspaper For Publishing Her Topless Sunbathing Photos















Yeah, you read it right, she wants her tits tanned like her boob-sies.

The "not-so-royal-photos" were taken in 2006 way before the Royal wedding.
The paparazzi took the photo when the Middleton sisters, together with Prince William, were having their "private" vacation in Spain.

Pippa went topless on a yacht in Ibiza - or was she doing her laundry, talk about washing your bra in seawater. I don't know if detergents work with saltwater. 

The upside, all the boys has got to see Pippa's pair of coconuts, err,  just one coconut, and it's quite far.
The downside, the Middleton family are planning to file a legal complaint against two newspapers that published the "topless" photos.

Check Out Pippa's topless photo after the jump.

Pippa Middleton Will Sue Newspaper For Publishing Her Topless Sunbathing Photos

Friday, May 13, 2011

Osama Bin Laden's XXX Video Collection, And His Alleged PORN Addiction
























Osama allegedly watched Porn.
Oh yeah, you bad dog!

Fairly extensive XXX rated collection videos were found in Osama Bin Laden's secret residence in Pakistan.
The porn stash consists of "modern, electronically recorded video," according to Sun.
It was the items collected from Bin Laden's den after the US raid on May 2 which killed the most wanted criminal in the world.
The compound has no internet connection, but is known to have had "video machines"

So what kind of porn? Maybe porn-stars' f*ckin' inside a bomb-planted-car, then when it's about time to cum, the car climactic-ally blows along with their orgasms. Yikes

I was thinking, when they shot Bin Laden with just his undergarments on, was he "jerkin'?" ROFL

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

James Middleton's Nude Photos Leak On The Web

James Middleton
















Kate Middleton became famous when she married Prince William.
Pippa Middleton got everyone's attention because she's got a hot ass.
Their brother, James Middleton is in the hot water for his being gay... drum-rolls, NAKED photos.

The compromising photos have circulated prior to the wedding, but they weren't that popular until James was seen with his family in the Royal event.

NSFW photos started to pop-out like wild mushrooms on James now "rotting" image. 

No wonder, he's got a porn offer for $1 million dollars!

Monday, May 9, 2011

Did Prince Harry Flirt With Charlize Theron? Watch Your Back, Chelsy!

Did Prince Harry Flirt With Charlize Theron? Watch Your Back, Chelsy!

Spotted!
His highness Prince Harry, horsing around Charlize Theron.
The South African-Academy Award-winning-actress' flower went into a full bloom as she and Harry strolled the grounds of Royal Berkshires for a charity polo match in Coworth Park.

Hmmm, juicy! If you look at Theron's face, she seemed very happy. The prince may have said something that tickled her vulva, or labia minora, or tonsils? The hell we care. 

So did he flirt?

Yep, our cheeky Harry may have had a boner just by being with Charlize, look closely, he's discreetly adjusting his sword inside his pockets. Yikes!

We all know that our Royal prince is a damn hustler in riding horses. Would he be a hustler too, say, if he rides on top of an A-List Hollywood actress? Ha?!

What you gonna do, Chelsy Davy?

Did Prince Harry Flirt With Charlize Theron? Watch Your Back, Chelsy!
Photos via Zimbio

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Pippa Middleton To Do PORN?

Pippa Middleton knows how to do it wild, Photo: Hollywood Life


























Because her bottoms are hot.

TMZ reports that Pippa Middleton, Prince Harry's fling-mate in the Royal Wedding, has been offered to do "one" porn "explicit" scene for $5 million dollars.

F*cking what!?

Steven Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment reportedly sent Pippa a letter saying that her "beauty and attitude" could make the bridesmaid a "huge and successful" adult star. Now that is one real sh*t

Part of the offer says Pippa has the liberty to choose whom she wants to be her f*ckin partner, if ever.

And if Pippa wants some "brotherly protection," she can tag along James Middleton under a $1million dollar paycheck. That is, if her brother would want to appear in a separate "explicit" porn scene.
Yikes!

This job is so un-royal, in a way.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Touches Herself - BLANK Magazine

Lindsay Lohan, BLANK Magazine



































Lindsay Lohan wants you to guess her cup-size or else she'll touch herself.
The sweet girl-gone-slut proves that she's the real bee-yawtch by posing this kinky for the BLANK Magazine spread.

Well, Hollywood brings her a little luck of a present.  
After being senteced of 480 hours of community service plus 120 hours behind bars because of jewerly theft, the Mean Girls star has signed up to act opposite John Travolta in the upcoming movie, Gotti: Three Generations
Lohan will play Kim, Gotti's f*ckin' of a wife.
Reports say, Travolta is recruiting Linsay to be a part of their extra-terrestial cult sh*t, Church of Scientology.

So, did you guess what her cup size is? Okay, just let this b*tch touch herself. Damn!

Adele's Passion For Eating

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Now that is what you call passion.
Yeah, this is the one and only Adele
The British soulful artist that is on top of the charts.
We all know that she sings good, now you'll know that she eats this good.

The Make You Feel My Love singer has been spotted eating out some dimsum sh*t with friends at a Chinese Restaurant in Notting Hill, West London. Still want a bite? *gagging
How about we let her sing, eh?

Lady Gaga and Her Blue-Striped Nipple Pad



































A see-through blue dress, an uber-towering black platform shoes, a diamond cross, and some diagonally-striped blue nipple pad. Now whose gonna top that? Eh
This is the photo of the iconic, Lady Gaga as she poses next to a motorcycle at a Press Con yesterday (May 6) in Mexico City, Mexico.
Mother Monster's video, Judas has premiered early this week while her album, "Born This Way" will drop off May 23.
Gaga's Monster Ball tour has wrapped up, and guess what, reports say it was the highest grossing concert tour by a solo headlining artist. More than 200 million in ticket sales. Wow
Come Monday, Lady Gaga will release her next promo single, "Edge of Glory"
Fingers crossed, her Little Monsters are hoping it will not leak

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Tops Maxim Magazine's 2011 Hot 100 List

Rosie Huntington-Whitely
The uber sexy Victoria Secret star, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, topped Maxim's Hot 100 List this year.
Rosie and her pouting lips managed to snag the heavenly spot from Olivia Munn and Katy Perry who finished  in second and third.
Wow.
Action star, Jason Statham, whom Rosie has been seriously effin for some time  now, must be very proud - talk about being the envy of  all the boys in the world.
You'll see more from Rosie when she debuts in Michael Bay's Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon opposite Shia LaBeouf this coming July 3.



Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Pippa Middleton, "Shake Ya Flirt-y Ass" For Prince Harry! - Shake Ya Ass (Video)






























This new shake-it video will surely make Prince Harry's day.
Some bummer who's obviously addicted to Pippa Middleton's hot ass made a mash-up about the bridesmaid's bottom moments in the Royal wedding.

Take notice of the holy priest-in-red who nodded many times in approval. 

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Inside Prince Harry's Royal Heart: Pippa Middleton, OUT; Chelsy Davy, IN..Again?

Pippa Middleton, Prince Harry, and Chelsy Davy
The flirt-y truth.
Chelsy Davy, Prince Harry's on-off girlfriend for sometime now, has also been invited to the royal wedding. Yes, you heard it right, Davy flew his ass from somewhere in the globe to London just to attend the event.
Well, she was Harry's "plus one." - heck, who would not want to get hold of that Royal ticket inside the event. 

According to the rumor mill, Chelsy is reportedly giving her 5-year rocky relationship with Harry a tenth second chance. 
When it comes to marriage with the cheeky prince - it's another story. Davy once told her friends, "There's no way we are getting married.  It's not a life for me"
So she's just after the Royal event? Ha!

Well, it doesn't end there. 
Our roaming sluts that attended the after-wedding event said that our playboy, Harry and the nutty, Chelsy were a little flirty-flirty.
Some have referred to the pair as "the life and soul" of that party.
In fact, I  have read from another slut's personal "diary" that Harry wrapped his arms around Davy many times and at one point, whispered to her ear, "You're next"
Now what kind of bugging device these slutty-moles are using that they can hear even the second prince's whisper?


Prince Harry may have seduced the bridesmaid, but Pippa Middleton ain't flirting back. 
Apparently, our dear Pippa with a hot ass, has her own boyfriend in the name of Alex Loudon, and they are pretty committed.

Pippa Middleton and  her 30-year old boyfriend, Alex Loudon 

So, who is it gonna be? Harry?

Transformers 3 Star Shia LaBeouf's Sexy Wipe.

Shia LaBeouf


Let him spill more coffee on his face, Damn!
"Transformers 3: Dark of The Moon"'s wholesome fans may get some filthy eclipse of the mind with this photos.
I am soo warning you.
Shia LaBeouf was spotted in Los Angeles gassing up and doing some kinky peek-a-boo with his newly chiseled body.
Apparently, Shia's left naughty nipple wants some cool California air with that hot coffee he was drinking, so our 24-year old boy toy gave in to its request.

 See, he's one obedient hottie, Ain't you lucky?
Shia LaBeouf





























Images via JustJared

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Prince William Receives The "Royal Job" From Kate Middleton

The Royal Wedding
Prince William receives the "Royal Job" from Kate Middleton



















Attention! The Exhibitionists are on the Buckingham Palace's Balcony.
Kate Middleton gives Prince William the "Royal Job" that he deserves.
Why in a rush Kate? Are you that hungry? ROFL


Friday, April 29, 2011

Princess Beatrice and Her Controversial Royal Hat























Her Royal highness, Princess Beatrice may have spent too much time watching Lady Gaga. 
Wearing a hat that borders between human intestines, a toilet seat,  and octopus' tentacles - the fashionable slut with the royal blood - almost stole the spotlight yesterday from the bride, Kate Middleton.

Heck, she's even got her own Facebook page for that controversial headdress!
Beat that.